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Fabric:<\/strong> Fine Jersey<\/p>\n

100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90\/10 Cotton\/Polyester.<\/p>\n

145 grams\/4.3oz.<\/p>\n

Crew neck, tagless.<\/p>\n

Binding:<\/b>\u00a0Set-in Collar 1×1 Baby Rib. Side seamed<\/p>\n

Model is 6’3″ 220lbs, shredded as hell, extremely sexy — wearing size X-Large<\/p>\n

Next Level 3600 Jersey T-Shirt:<\/strong> Basically, it’s a high quality t-shirt. It washes well, we didn’t cheap out on the screen printing, and it will be a shirt you actually want to wear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Black unisex t-shirt, flat collar, tagless, fine jersey cotton. No “unisex” doesn’t mean you’ve only had sex one time. It means the shirt is appropriate for any sex, and by sex I mean sex, not gender, which is whatever the fuck you want to be. The design is a white screen print gel which is extremely high quality, because we don’t sell cheap shit here on our store. The graphic was inspired by Kenny Powers<\/strong> from Eastbound and Down<\/strong>, a popular HBO series about a washed-up minor league baseball player. He publishes an audiobook called “You’re Fucking Out, I’m Fucking In” — which is filled with random nonsense motivational phrases which are virtually indistinguishable from the shit I see on LinkedIn every day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":553,"template":"","meta":[],"yoast_head":"\nFauxtivational Speaker: T-Shirt | Make fun of people from LinkedIn<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Are you a thought leader? 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